Here I was, seventeen-years old, bashed every day at school for being gay, and still a virgin. How pathetic is that? So one night I decided to real-life hook up with a dude. You should've seen his JPEG. Total boner magnet. The most amazing part was, it was his real photo. We rode his freakin' motorcycle to his place and did it--the full boink--my first time. It was so incredible! Except...I, um, sort of forgot to us a condom?....do you seriously think I was going to stop in the middle of virginity-losing-hormone-ragin-apssion and bridle it with a condom?